Sex is without a doubt the main reason why we get up in the
morning. We brush our teeth so our smile can charm the opposite sex, we buy
nice clothes so we look attractive and we even perform stupid acts of bravado
to impress our crush. Being human means we’re all unique so how we get our engines revved depends entirely on the person. Some folks enjoy simple intercourse with the love of
a beautiful partner and others prefer to
be whipped senselessly, tied up, while a person dressed as cat woman pours hot
wax on your face (how romantic). At the
end of the day there’s no right or wrong way to get your kicks but that doesn't
mean I can’t poke fun at the extremely bizarre sexual acts and with that I give
you the six weirdest fetishes.
Oculolinctus :
Licking Eyeballs
Have you ever met someone and you were instantly turned on
because of their beautiful eyes? Have you ever then thought about licking that
person’s eye balls? Me neither. This fetish started in Japan from children within
the school system getting a little too frisky. Tonguing down pupils quickly
spread and even acquired a nickname called ‘worming’. It’s pretty clear the
danger involved here, sticking any foreign object into your eye ball, never
mind a human tongue can cause damage. If someone has bad breath it’s a sign
of halitosis which means they have a lot of bacteria. Harmful germs can get
into the eye and cause severe infections.
Paraphilic
Infantilism: Being Treated Like an Infant
Now when they made adult diapers I don’t think they had this
in mind. Paraphilic infantilism is a rare fetish where an adult gets arousal
from being treated like a baby. Typically the ‘adult baby’ prefers to wear diapers
and bibs while drinking from a baby bottle. One extreme case was reported by
the American Journal of Psychiatry that
documented a 20 year old man who would wear a diaper under rubber pants and
proceed to defecate in them. The result was being able to achieve an orgasm without
even masturbating. Someone with ‘adult baby syndrome’ will hire a fake mother
and pay them to take care, feed and give them love. Many even sleep in a large
crib.
Coprophilia: A Special
Love for Poop
Nothing screams I’m attracted to you like taking a dump in
someone’s mouth. This fetish requires you to have a strong stomach because it’s
gaining sexual pleasure from defecating on someone or vice versa. Coprophilia
is also known as ‘scat’ in the porn world and I’m sure many of you experienced this
from the horrors of Two Girls One Cup at
some point in time. Scat is based on dominance and is seen as a form of BDSM. When one delivers a mouth full of last night’s Taco Bell it promotes humiliation and control over the partner. The
danger is extreme in this case because human feces are a haven for bacteria and
disease but the transferring of HIV and Hepatitis are also a considerable risk.
Nosolagnia:
Getting Turned on by Anothers Misfortune
This is a very strange preference indeed. Nosolagnia is a fetish
involving being aroused from learning that one’s partner has a terminal
illness. Yes, you read that correctly. Some people find it attractive to learn
that their wife has cancer. Now don’t go shaming these people, many of them
feel remorse for this as they cannot help what their brain finds pleasurable.
This condition generally goes untreated because it’s rare and those who have it
probably keep it to themselves but either way this fetish is really bizarre.
Avisodomy: Sex
With Birds
If anyone from PETA is reading I advise you to skip this
one. Avisodomy is an attraction to sleeping with birds. This dated back to
ancient Greece mythology where a figure Leda, the mother of Troy was raped by
Zeus in the form of a bird. There are some pretty disturbing facts about this
fetish that would make Big Bird migrate from Sesame Street. Reports claim that
people in certain rural areas penetrate their winged friend and right before
climax they cut the neck causing the bird to convulse thus making the orgasm
much more pleasurable.
Klismaphilia: Your
Worst Enema
This act of sexual dominance requires a tube and a bunch of
fluid. When a doctor performs an enema they insert a tube into your colon and
flush out any undesirable things within your system. Now you can kind of imagine
where the ‘sexy time’ might come in for Klismaphiliacs. The Journal of Gastrointestinal Surgery examined
a case where a 27 year old patient was using a masonry adhesive called epoxy
resin for sexual gratification through the back door. Clearly inserting
construction adhesives into your rectum isn’t the safest way to satisfy your
needs but the real danger is inserting the tube which can cause ruptures within
the rectum.
If you’re ever looking to spice things up in the bedroom
with your partner I urge you to not try any of these but if you're feeling a
little bit naughty and want to give it a go, no judgment here. Sex is a
complicated and often taboo subject but if it’s not hurting someone or
something else then to each their own.
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